I got this from somewhere..
EFCC: Sir, did u give this order? GEJ: No. EFCC: Is this your signature? GEJ: I don't sign, I thumbprint. EFCC: But we always see u with NASS people when you're signing budget? GEJ: Budget? What you're showing me here, is this budget? EFCC: Do you know Dasuki? GEJ: Know as in how? EFCC: Did you appoint him? GEJ: IBB did. EFCC: But you were the President? GEJ: So what OBJ appointed me too. EFCC: What? You were elected sir? GEJ: By who? Can you swear with your mother's grave that you voted for me? EFCC: Okay sir. Do you know Okonjo Iweala. GEJ: World Bank appointed her. EFCC: But she wrote you concerning Dasuki's request on Abacha loot. GEJ: World Bank wrote IBB on Abacha, how that one take concern me EFCC: Sir, do you know that $2.1b was squandered in this saga?? GEJ: $2.1 Where dem see am? EFCC: HA! Sir, you have been indicted. GEJ: For wetin now? I didn't give anyone money and nobody gave me money. EFCC: Dokpesi said you gave him a publicity contract of N2.2b? GEJ: Dokpesi na IBB boy and na hin and Odili dey do business. If Dasuki say hin give Dokpesi money.. e fit possible. ..na IBB dey pay IBB. EFCC: So what is your own responsibility as the President? GEJ: Thank you, now you're talking. My main job is to issue condolence messages to victims of terror, no one can fault me on that. I Also stopped ebola, if not, you will not be here asking me silly questions. EFCC: Thank you sir, we will still call you later. Do you care for coffee or tea? GEJ: You guys don't know me at all. Me tea?? Coffee A beg give me ogogoro! EFCC: Why ogogoro GEJ: You know see as journalists full your gate outside??. Na me dem wan see.....by the time I shack something, I will even deny that I come here right in front of your gate!!!
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